Come to Vegas...

Because I have no ties or a need for a sea view.

I will be moving to Vegas after I graduate in May.

And the stigma of Boone is just not what it used to be.

think you are tornado bait trailor park trash.
just saying...

out of a frattrash party.
its pretty much the crowning accomplishment of my life.
literally, got kicked out.
why was i there in the first place?
simple answer: i love to feel superior and smarter than everyone in the room. combined.
i think frats are stupid.
and i have seen in just a semester how much it can change a person.
i used to have a friend. then he joined a frat. and probally has the herpes.

is gross.

Is a lot more fun in real life than it looks on the tv.
Seriously.
I have no need for nonsense.

Are always fine with me.

As well as incidents occuring in 2009:

Boone Police
  reports

March 26
An assault on
a  female was reported at 7:35 a.m. on the 300 block of New Market
  Centre.

Criminal damage to property was reported at 1:28 p.m. on the 400
  block of High School Drive.

Larceny from a motor vehicle was reported
at  4:42 p.m. on the 200 block of Shadowline Drive. A tool bag, various tools,
CDs  and fly fishing rod were reported stolen.

Larceny was reported at a
6:30  p.m. on the 200 block of Deerfield Road. Cash and multiple pieces of
jewelry  were reported stolen.

Arrest: John Calder
Smoot, 25, of  608 Beech Mountain Road, Banner Elk, was arrested at 12:40 p.m.
on a charge of  inhaling toxic vapors.


March 27
Arrests: Richard
  Joseph Camerlin II, 26, of 625 Mount Glenn Drive, Newland, was arrested at 8:10
  a.m. on a charge of trespassing.

Terry Wayne Tester, 56, of 1172 Dutch Creek Road, Banner Elk, was arrested at 3:10 p.m. on charges of disorderly conduct, trespassing and burglary of a motor vehicle.

William Gray
  Booker, 20, of 1921 Keogh Road, Burlington, was arrested at 5:25 p.m. on
charges  of possession of alcohol by an underage person, injury to real property
and  intoxicated and disruptive behavior.

Kyle Alexander Landes, 19, of
1313  Cherry Drive, Burlington, was arrested at 5:25 p.m. on charges of
possession of  alcohol by an underage person, injury to real property and
intoxicated and  disruptive behavior.


March 28
Arrest: Gary
Wayne  Barr II, 26, of 448 Kalmia Lane, Boone, was arrested at 2:10 a.m. on
charges of  driving while impaired and driving left of center.


March 29
Arrests: Eric
  Philip Payne, 16, of 1937 Twin Ponds Drive, Hickory, was arrested at 2:34 a.m.
  on charges of a provisional license violation and a drug violation.


John  Joseph Lacey, 38, of 210 Fore Road, Marshall, was arrested at 5:35
a.m. on a  charge of violation of a 50-B (protective) court order.


Michael Kelly  McKagen, 40, of 320 Bluebird Lane, Boone, was arrested at
4 p.m. on a charge of  larceny by shoplifting.


March 31
Criminal damage to property by
  vandalism was reported at 9:50 a.m. on the 200 block of Hardin Street.


Larceny was reported at 1:53 p.m. on the 400 block of High School Drive.
  A purse, two iPods and a cell phone were reported stolen.

An incident
  involving harassment and communicating threats was reported at 2:24 p.m. on the
  200 block of Ambling Way.

Larceny was reported at 4:59 p.m. A driver’s
  license and a Visa card were reported stolen.

Officers responded to an
  attempted suicide at 6:25 p.m. on the 200 block of Meadow Hill
  Drive.

Criminal damage to property was reported at 9:46 p.m. on the 100
  block of West King Street.

Arrest: Adam Walker
  Richardson, 20, of 219 Green St. Apt. 8, Boone, was served with an order for
  arrest for failure to appear at a scheduled court date.


April 1
An assault inflicting serious
injury  was reported at 1:25 a.m. off of Winklers Creek Road.

Larceny
from a  motor vehicle was reported in a parking lot on off of the 200 block of
East King  Street.

—
By  Melanie Davis Marshall