Heard the expression 'run out of town'?
Apply it here.

11 October, 2012.
Inducting our very special Tori Amos.
Get your tickets (I already have mine)!
Visit www.undented.com for details.
Love Tori, Love.

Have eyes.
Try to stay alive.

Don't expect any care packages from me.
I hear you already have a four inch one that you can hardly unwrap.

Because everything, and I mean everything, looks better dead and bloody.

It comforts me to absolutely know
That you love to suck and blow.
There was never much promise in your show,
You will reap what you have sowed.

Really.
Today's date is June the Fourth...
Tick Tock, Tick motherfucking Tock.

Bacon is a disgusting thing.
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I love love love Howard Stern.
It was a HUGE week in TV for me.
! ! ! Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding took her wig off ! ! !
Geeze...
And well, Whale Wars is on tomorrow, as well as Game of Thrones, and Mermaids was on last week...
Another conspiracy theory, all in good fun, without the funding of National Geographic...
And Howard not so Stern is doing some of his best work being a judge...
Only thing I can say is that America thinks it has wayyyyy more talent than it actually does.
(see top 20 billboard charts and no hit wonders at local venues.)