Cheno I like you.
But I will never love you like my Lange.

I guess those blondes with bangs really get to me.

Dog show was great.
Finally saw a Leonberger, Saluki, and a red Akita.


Best in show tomorrow.
EXCITE.

Pandora should be her own breed, BearWolf, and would win it all.

I met the judges and the directors and groomers and handlers.
I am so cool.

Judge chose all black dogs. Thats a sign.

Portuguese Water Dog won 1st in the group, followed by the Doberman, then the Giant Schnauzer, then the Corso.





All photags taken by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Because I want to see a bitch named Butch.

I feel like a lovechild between my Jessica Lange and Kristin Chenoweth would be a good idea.
I mean...

I may go as far to say that they are the same person.
Love the Lange.
And love the Cheno.

making serious efforts to not be a total bitch on the blog.
I should save that for the tattoos.

Here is some cheer.

A good christian burial followed.
Very sad.
They are such spirit factors.

Ann Coulter is a total moron.
I thought her joke about a height requirement was tacky.
Especially since it seemed like she was calling herself the clown at the line next to the
roller coaster.
What a bitch.
And...
FUCK ANTI-AMNESTY.

Ted Cruz is a fuckup with a combover.
I don't know why the audience feels obligated to laugh at his terrible jokes.
Must be something in the air.
He thinks himself to be some sort of sidewalk motivational speaker.
He motivated me to drink, sucessfully.

Raul Ortego.
Yeah. He's famous.
He was at dinner at the same fine establishment as I.

Gaga you are next...

In photags.

get enough of Jessica Lange...
I am restarting AHS Season 1.

Yep.