this will be an ongoing list...
1. I don't whine.
2. I don't hate women.
3. I don't have a beard that looks like lice live in it.
4. I recruit better 'help' for my band members.
5. I have never had an std.
6. I have never been married.
7. I have never been divorced.
8. I don't write songs about my penis.
9. I don't have a penis!
10. If I had a penis, it would be better than tks because I AM NOT DISEASED!
11. I am not emo.
12. My music is not emo.
13. I LOVE Lady Gaga!
14. Usually I am nicer when I drink.
More, lots more to come!